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Last Notes

2026-03-21 13:16:45 GMT

I liked the conversation at the show's opening on Thursday. "Why do people live in Washington State?"
I've given this some thought during my years in purgatory. I think it's a combination of not knowing things are better elsewhere ("I'm really awfully glad I'm not a beta...") and laziness. It's very easy to live here, you're just going to pay for it.

2025-11-27 04:36:08 GMT

Goddam Matt Welch is doing yeoman's work interviewing Karen Bass

2025-11-15 02:03:54 GMT

Can I #nanc if I wake up at 3:45? Technically it's still N

2025-11-12 14:53:31 GMT

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2025-10-23 13:18:14 GMT

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As I recall they also stole furniture

2025-10-06 13:56:45 GMT

Amazon: Wow your order could be there so fast if you signed up for Prime
Me: No
Amazon: Ok your order will be there in 17 days, wow that's crazy right? Do you know how fast it could be there with Pr--
Me: That's fine, I can wait
Amazon: I mean it's a nice order, it'd be a shame if something--
Me: Stop just let me order
Amazon confirmation email: Your order will arrive tomorrow!!

2025-10-01 10:53:56 GMT

My prescriptions are $400 a month until I meet my deductible, which will probably happen in November this year. If trumprx can fix that, I'll dedicate my life to maga and wide red ties. I miss my old insurance so much

2025-09-26 15:57:58 GMT

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You only see the ones who don't assimilate

2025-09-24 20:20:35 GMT

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Bro shot two migrants???!!!! Wtf

2025-09-20 02:39:25 GMT

Holy cats I'm tired of the word "fascist"

2025-09-19 17:30:46 GMT

I can't believe Antifa is just now being labeled as a terrorist organization

2025-09-10 23:40:25 GMT

Holy fucking shit Charlie Kirk???

2025-09-10 12:48:53 GMT

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I'd be fine with this if your average supermarket chicken tasted like anything

2025-08-20 00:42:49 GMT

Every time they retire a pitcher I always feel bad for the sad face ones and think of Old Yeller

2025-08-20 00:41:51 GMT

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shit happens

2025-08-18 15:59:06 GMT

Lmao "Clinton praises Trump on Ukraine"
OH REALLY? Praising this"illegitimate" president now? What ever could have triggered that 🤔
https://share.google/qdrnV3QpoqgJUKP7G

2025-02-28 03:57:29 GMT

Today I heard Megyn Kelly say "butthole lasers"
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2025-02-19 23:19:39 GMT

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Wild stripes!!

2025-01-18 20:49:32 GMT

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They know they don't want to be robbed 🤣

2025-01-18 20:37:43 GMT

My local Chevron 🥳
WELCOME TO PROJECT 2025 JERKS
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2025-01-01 16:58:12 GMT

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I mean it's not a great experiment to show that people are credulous and also that there is some redic ideas out there right now

2025-01-01 16:56:28 GMT

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I don't blame people for being hopelessly confused

2025-01-01 16:53:37 GMT

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Correct but it was revealed to be an intentional hoax. It should be out of the discourse in terms of arguing against DEI in front of Canadian govt https://reason.com/2017/05/22/no-the-conceptual-penis-as-a-social-cons/

2025-01-01 16:49:49 GMT

Just finishing 1725 and hit the Canada segment. I'm sure someone let Adam/JCD know that the Conceptual Penis was a James Lindsay hoax? I cannot believe that was presented

2024-12-30 16:33:59 GMT

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Blackstone eh? Surprised Pikachu have face

2024-11-13 18:09:59 GMT

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Hmm interesting perspective!! I feel the same way about being charged for bags. "Fuck you, I'm only leaving with what I can carry."

2024-11-08 17:34:17 GMT

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I had four cats. Neoliberal, environmentally non protective, peace dove, and extreme deficit hawk.
... I'm "fun" at parties?

2024-11-08 07:59:02 GMT

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I like that

2024-11-08 03:13:04 GMT

Hmm I describe myself as a libertytard. Neoliberal as it turns out. Interesting!
H/t @npub1euj…se9j
https://www.mapmypolitics.org/ideology/neoliberal.html

2024-11-07 17:37:58 GMT

Heard a great quote this morning, not sure who said it: "Why did Gen X decide this election? Because we grew up drinking from garden hoses and then you told us we had to wear masks outdoors."

2024-11-06 07:49:44 GMT

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Reading a bit 1940s

2024-11-06 06:28:25 GMT

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YAHOOEY! I'll take all of the above

2024-11-06 06:26:59 GMT

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MAHA

2024-11-06 06:04:05 GMT

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YES IT IS VERY RETARDED

2024-11-06 04:51:21 GMT

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I'm so relieved. I don't want slap fighting for weeks, let's move on. Maybe I'll be able to get a job now 🤣

2024-11-06 04:14:04 GMT

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I'm relieved for Kamala tbh. I don't believe she wanted this.

2024-11-06 04:02:37 GMT

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LMAO!!

2024-11-06 04:02:09 GMT

Weird palindrome numbers currently
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2024-11-06 03:59:00 GMT

Where do I tune in to see people crying

2024-11-06 02:21:23 GMT

Ono did the Swifties stay home in Georgia

2024-10-30 00:32:40 GMT

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Congrats! So good to hear. Mine is grown and I'm enjoying her as a competent adult now. Whew 😄

2024-10-29 18:17:00 GMT

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I'm sorry to hear, it is a real loss as well as a strain on the body. Teigan is very awful.

2024-10-28 23:28:42 GMT

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I just think of her as a bully. Something's not right with her https://www.glamour.com/story/the-chrissy-teigen-courtney-stodden-bullying-controversy-explained

2024-10-28 21:08:41 GMT

I still say this is polygamy but I'm not mad at it or anything
https://www.eonline.com/news/1409171/conjoined-twins-brittany-and-abby-hensel-and-husband-josh-bowling-are-all-smiles-in-new-photo

2024-10-27 19:05:31 GMT

Wow pump the brakes brosephs
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2024-10-24 16:21:12 GMT

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I want a shirt that says kill

2024-09-15 12:43:46 GMT

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Bock bock

2024-09-13 12:36:59 GMT

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Yeah people do this at concerts

2024-09-12 02:52:08 GMT

There's a cute family sitting near me. Daughters are 30s, parents 60s. Discussing the debate. One of the daughters is very gently pointing out that Harris didn't really answer questions most of the time.
I found the closet republican 🤣

2024-09-11 02:02:45 GMT

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I'm hearing a lot of idiot things that have been debunked

2024-09-11 01:57:43 GMT

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Agreed

2024-09-11 01:45:32 GMT

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I think he is moderate! Which I prefer.

2024-09-11 01:43:45 GMT

LMAO IM TALKING NOW
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

2024-09-11 01:42:23 GMT

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Your last point bothers me so much

2024-09-11 01:38:17 GMT

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I was waiting for that .. surprised it took 35 minutes

2024-09-11 01:33:24 GMT

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I'm open to hearing about it. People are nuts. I'd rather eat rope than a cat personally 🤣

2024-09-11 01:31:42 GMT

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I've been hearing about waterfowl yanking but not pets

2024-09-11 01:22:25 GMT

Trump said he hasn't read 2025 and Harris is still hammering that. Eeesh talking points

2024-09-11 01:15:00 GMT

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let's hear it

2024-09-11 01:05:09 GMT

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They're starting gentlemanly

2024-09-08 14:06:19 GMT

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I would like reasons to vote for someone and not against someone else

2024-08-30 06:16:50 GMT

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Did you beat Lion King? I came so close. Also got my ass kicked by Dune. 🤣

2024-08-30 06:15:13 GMT

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ah. The meme said "new car" so I was riffing off that... Speakers for the car. :)

2024-08-30 06:09:21 GMT

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it's a notoriously hard game

2024-08-30 06:07:57 GMT

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speaker upgrade for Sega Genesis Lion King

2024-08-18 02:56:54 GMT

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I'm seeing more and more people alone in bars and restaurants wearing headphones the whole time, like actual big ass cans. I get eating/drinking alone and I do it myself but I'm kind of fascinated by people who want to go out and block the whole experience out

2024-08-17 12:52:10 GMT

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I'm still in my first home... Can I have 25k? 🤣

2024-08-15 23:48:02 GMT

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NICE
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2024-08-15 22:23:43 GMT

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bananas

2024-08-15 22:21:29 GMT

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Yeah places can miss me with smaller portions

2024-08-15 22:19:52 GMT

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Sometimes things that are $5 good are not $12 good, it's just a fact

2024-08-15 15:01:29 GMT

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I don't think either administration is going to achieve half of their promises but this one seems especially empty

2024-08-15 13:35:43 GMT

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/08/15/harris-corporate-price-gouging-ban-food-election.html
I mean... Is it "price gouging" or is it that everyone's fucked due to inflation? To paraphrase MK Ham "those evil egg farmers, taking advantage of everyone as soon as Biden came into office."
This is so fucking stupid. What is she going to do, make companies sell below a profit margin?

2024-08-13 16:31:11 GMT

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I'm on the same page as you with grounding. I did 9 months as a sparky apprentice before switching to my final trade so I know just enough to be dangerous. 🤣 I live by my tick tester though. It's an old style plug. I just have copper in plastic.
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2024-08-13 16:20:07 GMT

Anyone have experience turning a vintage lamp into a hardwired one? I know it's easy to strip the wires and connect but I want to make sure I'm not missing anything wrt grounding. Lamp in question is probably 1960s.

2024-08-11 08:47:12 GMT

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what are we looking at here? Lady with camera or the mirror image photo?

2024-08-10 15:33:35 GMT

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What an assclown

2024-08-10 15:28:42 GMT

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I don't really watch boxing unless UFC happens to be on so I'm not sure about this but this dude seems extra unhinged about winning

2024-08-03 15:32:20 GMT

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🎶ALL BY MEOWSELFFFF🎶

2024-08-01 21:14:38 GMT

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have people ever been this mad about the Olympics?

2024-08-01 05:21:03 GMT

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my favorite conspiracy theories are ones that don't really change anything. Love it

2024-07-31 22:51:18 GMT

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This shit is making me laugh so hard

2024-06-20 21:45:54 GMT

I usually put my trash out super early because that's how I roll and I forgot yesterday. My whole block didn't put their trash out today and now I'm wondering if I'm the trash reminder ???

2024-06-07 02:25:34 GMT

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Hmm I thought it was in reference to election season...I have to admit he doesn't encourage deep thought in me.

2024-05-15 16:22:48 GMT

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Ha I would think not, I'm not a dude