ContrabandJoe / Contraband Joe is on Nostr

A Counter Economy Business

Email: [email protected]
Telegram: @ContrabandJoe

- Organic COFFEE BEANS: Micro-Batch, Handcrafted Coffee, roasted locally at an undisclosed location.
- Tobacco Pipes & Accessories
- Badges & ID Cards
- Miscellaneous Contraband & Special Consignments
- Privacy and OPSEC Consultation for personal, business and organizational affairs

Last Notes

2026-06-09 03:05:58 GMT

ICELANDIC COB PIPE
Buy it with Bitcoin
This has a hardwood-plugged, filled, compact bowl, with a nickel ferrule and 6mm filtered Red Royal Italian Acrylic Bit.
This pipe is ready for any festivities you have planned!
Your Price: $22.88
MSRP: $24.00
Due to the nature of corncobs, there may be some chipping on the top edge of your pipe. This is perfectly normal & only adds to the charm & character of your corn cob pipe. Enjoy!
- 10% Discount plus Free Postage if it ships with your Coffee Bean order.
- Postage discount if you're following on Nostr.
Description:
Bent Bit
Compact, Barrel-Shaped Bowl
Royal Red Acrylic Bit
6 mm Filter
Approximate Dimensions:
Length: 5.53 in / 140.6 mm
Bowl Height: 1.9 in / 48.27 mm
Chamber Diameter: .581 in / 14.75 mm
Chamber Depth: 1.44 in / 36.77 mm
To Order: Send a DM to @ContrabandJoe on Telefram, or e-mail [email protected]
We'll trade for BTC, Cash, Money Order, Silver, #ARRR, #XMR, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens.
#tobacco #pipes #cigars #coffee #CoffeeChain
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2026-06-08 12:33:04 GMT

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Believe me; I don't plan on being a cup of tea!

2026-06-08 03:02:41 GMT

Imperial Blue Hardwood:
Buy it with BTC
The Imperial Blue Hardwood is a filtered tobacco pipe with a smooth, apple shaped bowl made of Maple Wood, a silver ferrule, and a beautiful blue shimmer acrylic bit.
Choose one of the options pictured above with either a straight or bent stem.
$32.00
- 10% Discount plus Free Postage if it ships with your Coffee Bean order.
- Postage discount if you are following on Nostr.
DESCRIPTION
- Blue Shimmer Italian Acrylic
- Filtered Bit
- 6 mm Filter
APPROXIMATE DIMENSIONS
Straight Length: 5.81 in / 147.71 mm
Bent Length: 5.91 in / 150.27 mm
Bowl Height: 2.125 in / 53.975 mm
Chamber Diameter: .75 in / 19.05 mm
Chamber Depth: 1.625 in / 41.275 mm
To Order: Send an e-mail [email protected]
Or DM @ContrabandJoe on Teleegram.
We'll trade for Lightning, Cash, Money Order, Silver, Cryptocurrency, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens.
#Coffee #CoffeeChain #Tobacco #Pipes #Cigars #CounterEconomy #Agorist
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2026-06-06 19:21:47 GMT

Fresh, Organic COFFEE BEANS
by Contraband Joe
Fresh Roasted, Micro-Batch, Handcrafted Organic Coffee, roasted locally at an undisclosed location.
This Counter Economy mom & pop operation brings you aromatic organic coffee beans roasted to order.
These are full 16-ounce pounds, folks; not the skimpy 12oz "pounds" they try to sell you at the store or pretentious cafes.
I roast on-demand; just enough to cover orders, so DM @ContrabandJoe on Telegram or Nostr and I'll add your order to my next roast.
Or email: contraband[@]ContrabandJoe.com
Choose from 3 standard roasts:
Sedition (bright)
Subversion (medium)
Sabotage (bold)
Any roast or blend is just $18 per pound. Smaller presentations available (such as a 8-ounce & 10-ounce jars).
Postage discount if you are following on. Nostr or are subscribed to the Contraband Joe Channel 🔗 t.me/DrinkContrabandJoe
We'll trade for Cash, Money Order, Silver, Cryptocurrency, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens. No banking cartel payments please.
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#coffee #agorist #CounterEconomy #coffeechain

2026-06-06 05:36:22 GMT

Fresh, Organic COFFEE BEANS
by Contraband Joe
Fresh Roasted, Micro-Batch, Handcrafted Organic Coffee, roasted locally at an undisclosed location.
This Counter Economy mom & pop operation brings you aromatic organic coffee beans roasted to order.
These are full 16-ounce pounds, folks; not the skimpy 12oz "pounds" they try to sell you at the store or pretentious cafes.
I roast on-demand; just enough to cover orders, so DM @ContrabandJoe on Telegram or Nostr and I'll add your order to my next roast.
Or email: contraband[@]ContrabandJoe.com
Choose from 3 standard roasts:
Sedition (bright)
Subversion (medium)
Sabotage (bold)
Any roast or blend is just $18 per pound. Smaller presentations available (such as a 8-ounce & 10-ounce jars).
Postage discount if you are following on. Nostr or are subscribed to the Contraband Joe Channel 🔗 https://t.me/DrinkContrabandJoe
We'll trade for Cash, Money Order, Silver, Cryptocurrency, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens. No banking cartel payments please.
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#coffee #agorist #CounterEconomy

2026-06-04 04:01:32 GMT

I need a bit of #ARRR.
If you trade some of your #PirateChain for some of my fresh-roasted, Organic #Coffee Beans or tobacco pipes, I'll give you a good deal.
DMs are okay.

2026-05-31 04:20:48 GMT

Tobacco Pipe for Bitcoin?
Imperial Blue Hardwood
The Imperial Blue Hardwood is a filtered tobacco pipe with a smooth, apple shaped bowl made of Maple Wood, a silver ferrule, and a beautiful blue shimmer acrylic bit.
Choose one of the options pictured above with either a straight or bent stem.
$32.00
- 10% Discount plus Free Postage if it ships with your Coffee Bean order.
- Postage discount if you are subscribed to the t.me/DrinkContrabandJoe 🔗
DESCRIPTION
- Blue Shimmer Italian Acrylic
- Filtered Bit
- 6 mm Filter
APPROXIMATE DIMENSIONS
Straight Length: 5.81 in / 147.71 mm
Bent Length: 5.91 in / 150.27 mm
Bowl Height: 2.125 in / 53.975 mm
Chamber Diameter: .75 in / 19.05 mm
Chamber Depth: 1.625 in / 41.275 mm
To Order: Send a DM to @ContrabandJoe or e-mail [email protected]
We'll trade for Cash, Money Order, Silver, Cryptocurrency, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens.
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2026-05-29 05:10:16 GMT

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Thank you for asking, anyway. I sent 10 pounds to Hungary and to Netherlands, and I believe postage was about $150 USD.
There is a chance I may start roasting there if I can get around a few regulations. If so I'll let you know.

2026-05-28 20:50:07 GMT

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Hi. If you place a spontaneous order, I can spontaneously ship anywhere in the US.
I have shipped to Europe recently, but the postage was quite pricey!

2026-05-27 21:19:06 GMT

We'll trade any Contraband Joe offering for Cash in the mail, Money Order, Silver, #Bitcoin, #XMR, #ARRR or other Crypto, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens.

2026-05-27 21:10:29 GMT

Fresh, Organic COFFEE BEANS
by Contraband Joe
Fresh Roasted, Micro-Batch, Handcrafted Organic Coffee, roasted locally at an undisclosed location.
This Counter Economy mom & pop operation brings you aromatic organic coffee beans roasted to order.
These are full 16-ounce pounds, folks; not the skimpy 12oz "pounds" they try to sell you at the store or pretentious cafes.
I roast on-demand; just enough to cover orders, so DM @ContrabandJoe on Telegram or Nostr and I'll add your order to my next roast.
Or email: contraband[@]ContrabandJoe.com
Choose from 3 standard roasts:
Sedition (bright)
Subversion (medium)
Sabotage (bold)
Any roast or blend is just $18 per pound. Smaller presentations available (such as a 8-ounce & 10-ounce jars).
Postage discount if you are following on. Nostr or are subscribed to the Contraband Joe Channel 🔗
We'll trade for Cash, Money Order, Silver, Cryptocurrency, Gift Cards, Barter or Contraband Tokens. No banking cartel payments please.
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#coffee #agorist #CounterEconomy
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