Old. Knows everything and has come to solve the world's problems by talking about them. Tries (sadly) to be funny.
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Last Notes npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @nprofile…996c #alttext lucisthings6 May 9 My grandmother confessed on her death bed that: Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends. The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers. They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry. Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them. The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession. npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @nprofile…ume6 #alttext A still lake with reflections of the wooded opposite shore, the sparsely clouded sky, and the moon; which is high above the horizon. npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @nprofile…h3es #alttext A Puffin coming towards the camera with its beak open and its head tilted slightly to the left. npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @nprofile…w0xe @nprofile…ugpy A friend told me that his five year old daughter came crying to him because she tried to read the terms and conditions of some game and became bogged down after the first couple of pages. npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @nprofile…awd8 Will it REQUIRE alt text? npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @nprofile…pjpd @nprofile…a2ht #alttext TL;DR We are just moist, ambulatory switching processors, activating oxygenated, ATP-to-ADP-break fueled servos, all held together by a cobbled-together structural system (aw, my lower back), interacting with the world via stimuli-response gooey CMOS circuits, and some twitchy appendages. Oh, the poetry. npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @nprofile…w75x I won't be surprised if these are just gamers (according to the article) discussing an online raid for Halloween. npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @nprofile…6php @nprofile…9ruv Are the clouds forming from a venturi effect as wind blows past the mountain? npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @npub1nn8…8sed Why is he wearing his ankle tie on his left leg? Does he own a left handed bicycle or does he ride backwards? npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @npub1nn8…8sed Alt Text: Top left, A hand with a purple spider. Top right, Tobey Maguire as Spiderman. Bottom Left, a foot with a blue embedded Lego (the other foot has painted toes. Bottom right, Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Copeland Bloom as Legolas. npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore Has the Meta federation destroyed the fediverse yet? I can't tell. npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @npub1uyx…dmcm As it was prophisized: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-iceland-volcano-climate/ice-cap-thaw-may-awaken-icelandic-volcanoes-idUSTRE63E3Y220100416 npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @npub16l4…ks0n @npub1hvz…mle9 I like #ChatGPT as a spell checker: (this is me) What is the preferred spelling of deserrt, please? (ChatGPT: I like the "two 's's' ") The preferred spelling for the term you're looking for is "dessert." "Desert" with one 's' typically refers to a dry, arid, or barren land, while "dessert" with two 's's' refers to a sweet course typically served at the end of a meal. npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @npub1ptn…q4c8 @npub1c4s…aqv4 I was thinking, 'Where have I seen that hat before". https://girlgenius.fandom.com/wiki/Magnificent_Hat npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @npub1nn8…8sed The hair looks like donald trump. npub1u0ljmskzqmgxtn4wq49p50sx72egky4f49thuclsgamycnhereqsq2tnu0 Omnivore @npub104k…rtuk Considering the pandering to fascists on that site, I'm beginning to wonder if it is actually a honeypot.