walross pup floating in middlespace (or somewhere in a sea around Europe) ———————————— pokes at computers 🖥️ 🐧 loves fun underwear 🩲 🩳 drinks too much tea 🫖 🍵 nature/science nerd 🧬 🍄 ———————————— "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." — The Doctor ———————————— min = √30 ≈ 5.5 max = 30÷3 = 10 littleAge = range(min, max) bigAge = 30 (this number keeps incrementing each year for some reason, scientists have yet to find an explanation for it) :neopossum_glasses:
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Last Notes npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo is this the kingdom in question? :blobfoxboop: https://cubhub.social/@Rusty/116444289216556799 npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo :neodog_paci_googly_woozy_being_given_lots_of_headpats_by_walrus_friend: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo :neodog_pat: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Why are there no kobold emojis? This is unacceptable, @npub15vh…eqxv needs to do something about this! npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo it's a law of the natural order :ying_shrug_amused: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Excuse you, birds are the epitome of attractiveness! npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Careful with that device and careful with that phrasing :blobfoxshocked: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo no, you'd just go to heck npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo this is the most american sentence i've read all week npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo You are what you eat. I mean, what? npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Well, I loved stickbugs long before the meme. :soft_uwu: And mantises. And locusts! They're so cool! npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo the trick is just to not stop yourself from over-analyzing :soft_dab: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Well come on in, there's plenty of room :ablobfoxbongo: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo CN probably did this a lot. Ben 10 from 2005 is also 16:9 1080p! :neopossum_uwu: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo anytime :neomouse_happy_teeth: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Oxidising, ackchually. Fermented tea would be pu'er, not black tea :neomouse_nerd: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo No, you just need some million-sided dice to help you go through your backlog! npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo My regularly scheduled reminder that there's a Rustwin out there npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo And, to be fair, you don't even need to flavour your tea to be a sommelier. Try our finest 2020 vintage sheng pu'er, made from the finest mao cha from the province of Yunnan! npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo I have a sphere of influence when it comes to tea and I make sure to exert it. I brew tea multiple times a day at work and I've already found a coworker who was interested so I regularly invite her for little 10-15 minute tea breaks :blobcattea: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Artisanal strains sound like the same kind of silly nonsense that flavoured teas are. *"Try our 'Malibu' green tea blend with coconut flakes, saffron and pineapple."* I just want to enjoy a nice cup of tea without anything masking it! I may never have tried weed but I *am* a snob about tea :blobcatgooglyfingerguns: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo with a patch that will make it work good :meowuwu: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo omg npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Hii!! :soft_greet: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo *scoops* npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo # *pats*...where'd the puppy go? npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo ✨ **Change your mindset!** ✨ Instead of: *"These undies I bought are too big for me"* say: *"I'm too small for these undies I bought"* npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo fox in socks dogs in sogs npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo outgoing ports must be opened first :neodog_pat: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo You're a big puppy, you can do it https://media.cubhub.social/media_attachments/files/114/859/766/962/847/981/original/3e4531e82b0c6116.png npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Puppies don't need clothes, silly npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo I bet this is the front-end you use for postgres https://media.cubhub.social/media_attachments/files/114/830/463/029/533/357/original/cef72a241e1b39fe.jpg npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo > nautical flags for asking for help? :soft_stare: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Nationalism in the US has a lot more implications for foreign politics than here so I'd imagine it's a lot more controversial over there npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo The fact that Elon keeps succeeding at making himself look worse than Trump is surreal npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Unpopular regime hijacks the nation's colours and makes them its own. <donald>Many such cases.</donald> One of the smartest things the new Hungarian opposition did is they're using 🇭🇺 colours *heavily* in everything they do. Even in the party's logo. They're reclaiming the flag from Orbitron Prime :blobyeengrin: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Both ports in my ThinkPad are quite loose (they were already when I bought it) and the connectors on the ends of my cables keep breaking off npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Both the connectors and ports are quite fragile in my experience npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo I've only listened to Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride and that one I do quite like! They had a choir from the same school as for the original song. https://youtu.be/3OM7oi79hd4 npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Same. But it's with mixed feelings as USB-C is awfully fragile :neofox_what: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo I'm increasingly glad I didn't go see it with my family At least we got the soundtrack out of it :blobyeengrin: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Madagascar Escape 2 Africa energy npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo GTK has colour, they just didn't bother to add it :blobyeengrin: Here, a non-grey libadwaita app https://youtu.be/b24fbXZg3Ew?t=1191 npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo I know, it's the best US city flag npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo omg i just noticed the flag :blobfoxheart: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Fancy seeing you here/ npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Why Katy Perry? npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Not really but I have seen Queen's Hungarian Rhapsody because how could I have not :neocat_catmode: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo My bed :blobyeengrin: Besides that, probably Europe. npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Rustle J. Buttloaf npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Hope she can manage with two toddlers :blobyeengrin: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo How old is he? npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Okay :blobfoxinnocent: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo the person I'm talking to is indeed gay npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo https://media.cubhub.social/media_attachments/files/113/925/195/342/447/714/original/a7a6668433fadcd8.jpg npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo her name is Lena (she's a "rescue" (?) (not from a shelter but from a flat where the previous owner had no time to spend with her)), she's ~1.5 years old, afaik npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo and this is the least blurry photo :blobyeengrin: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo my brother's dog post-surgery they gave her a onesie :puppylinux: https://media.cubhub.social/media_attachments/files/113/923/590/153/104/604/original/47a48ebaf72c1865.jpg npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo excuse me, I take daily showersand am stimky again 0.287 seconds later npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo I'm stimky *and* wet npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo I'll admit, I... slept in them :blobfoxblushmore: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Well, I don't like swearing, so I'd be happy to be the enforcer :blobyeengrin: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo *puts out very small laundry on the strings to dry* npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo You're herding a whole instance, at the very least :blobcorgi_floppy: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Not only is this song the same tune as the alphabet song, on top of that there's a Hungarian song about Santa that's sung to this exact tune and I imagine there's plenty more around the world :blobyeengrin: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo 🎶 Cause I slept in like a log 🎶 🎶 Saturdays are kinda pog 🎶 npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo little did they know that this does not make a house uninhabitable :neocat: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo being a big brother figure would probably fit into my (still forming) headspace :neopossum: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo let's play fetch! we launch you into orbit and you hunt down all the starlink satellites npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo "NSFW" is still miles better than just "CW" though :neopossum_melt: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo shadowo npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo turn it into an ssh household :neocat_solder_googly: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo forget Electron – the UI is just way too busy! npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo The urge to create a very scientific and detailed and accurate version of this quiz :neofox_science: alas, I'm no psychologist :neopossum_flop: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo :neodog_pat: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo I'm *pretty* sure this answer is what's dragging my score down considerably :neocat_flop: https://media.cubhub.social/media_attachments/files/113/828/038/276/228/726/original/c9a522172fce6e5c.png npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Or the sleeping in "a stuffie pile" :blobyeengrin: which I refuse to change npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo *Hey, psst! Let's trade grades!* :neopossum_evil_3c: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo ...I got 8 again :neopossum_flop: It's the ball pit, isn't it. npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo *uppies* npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo I could have probably gotten at least a 10 if I studied more :neopossum_blep: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo No surprises here :neopossum_uwu: https://media.cubhub.social/media_attachments/files/113/823/870/929/507/806/original/67732273a3f28410.png npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo also they're magnetic so i can just stick them on my metal bedframe npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo well, i can aim them wherever so i can adjust the intensity of the light to be whatever :blobcatgooglyfingerguns: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Kidcore engineering! https://media.cubhub.social/media_attachments/files/113/736/615/649/218/477/original/83cd70133ef89106.jpg npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Oh, 100% same! So much so that I often just use these LED inspection lamps aimed at the ceiling or floor, instead. https://media.cubhub.social/media_attachments/files/113/736/336/674/750/390/original/0c0df1d9f4911c9d.jpg npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo Baby steps! npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo that's easy, they wouldn't npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo All I can be is sorry and that is all I am :blobyeengrin: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo :neocat_nom_fox: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo I'm sorry :blobyeengrin: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo oh hey, so you do own undies :blobyeengrin: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo *raises both flippers and accidentally blocks all your sun* npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo well I'm not :blobfoxbreadpeek: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo corgoctl set-default sleep.target npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo ja, brötchen ist kleines brot :babybread: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo du bist brötchen :neofox_smol: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo *Mutti, kann wir mcdonalds haben?* *smack* *Wir haben brot zuhause!* the brot zuhause: :rusty_derp: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo does being gay count? :neocat_floof_devil: npub1vsprnrxpg6ef8n0j8wvf40w8vlphvn53gdvmm8vywp76vwzkuteqrty970 Odo I'm rewatching it rn :blobfoxnomcookie: