Sprayfoam_Sal

And you got a piece of spaghetti
on your overalls.

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2023-08-16 16:27:55

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@npub1nep…5gyq You have to use the Not Interested and Do Not Recommend Channel options early and often.

2023-08-03 21:46:27

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@npub1qpp…856l Measuring fishtank nutrients out in mL instead of fl oz WHAT IS GOING ON?!

2023-07-19 19:42:08

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Might be a bit of a stretch. He's a naturally extremely powerful esper but in-universe its not treated as special or anything to be proud of. Nobody really cares, it certainly doesn't impress women or make him popular. He's got a shitty part time job underutilizing his talents. Other than that he's an awkward, dopey loner who gets into lifting as a hobby for self improvement, and all the other gymbros he hangs out with respect his drive for that specifically.
https://i.poastcdn.org/f3e46e749304b2d853129fd4dbd58470fd3549335d719ac1cae25c532fb8bf0f.webp

2023-07-15 02:03:03

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@npub1nep…5gyq Less of a chance at the white house than Bernie Sanders. I'm not even sure that jew is even still alive and he'd still beat pence.

2023-07-13 00:21:57

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@npub1lnz…k8dk He looks like a kid at someone elses birthday party pouting because he's not the one getting presents.

2023-07-10 16:16:25

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@npub1x6h…c3yv @npub1tds…djq2 Prosciutto is raw ham, technically. The texture and strong fermented flavors don't really play well to the american palate.

2023-07-10 15:59:29

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@npub1h0j…a032 @npub1j5k…vww0 @npub1tds…djq2 Hear me out: broccoli garlic pizza. Lightly steamed broccoli florets tossed with olive oil, salt, vinegar, garlic, oregano, and chili flakes.Spread it on the crust, top with mozzerella, no sauce but maybe a little extra oil if there wasn't enough from the broccoli.
Sounds like disgusting vegetarian stuff right? You'd be surprised. The broccoli and cheese roast up nice and crispy, interesting contrast of textures, my personal favorite "non-standard" pizza, I make it fairly often.

2023-07-07 19:22:09

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@npub149s…ek9r @npub1lnz…k8dk Oh I'm sure they'll do jack shit in terms of the war, I'm more commenting on the pivot from "We would NEVER do this!" to "Yeah OK we are, but we REALLY needed to."
I would not want to be on the receiving end of them in any case.

2023-07-07 19:09:05

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@npub1lnz…k8dk Cool to know they had thousands of these super illegal war crime munitions just lying around. You know, not to ever use. Just to have.
I guess the one saving grace is there will be thousands less for them to never have to use (just to have, you understand) against uppity american Whites.

2023-07-07 15:19:46

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@npub1qpp…856l @npub18d6…37vn @npub12yv…cyr2 You cannot say anything ironically online, because certain people will unironically adopt it as their ideology. Doesn't matter how ridiculous. And they will screech the loudest when they find out you weren't actually serious.
Sincerity is best but the ironic shitposting is an EXTREMELY hard habit to break.

2023-06-29 00:46:47

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@npub1lnz…k8dk @npub1597…twyj @npub176q…lzcq @npub1rvs…kx5r
>Memeology
I can't believe this guy is still active.
You know for as much as these faggot retard conservatives like to bitch about being cancelled they sure do have a habit of never actually going the fuck away.

2023-06-28 18:28:24

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Men's Camp vs. Women's Camp
https://i.poastcdn.org/6fe4cda8b993b5fdc3792fdb75b91b72ae04ae68edbd30a55574d9b08f83befc.jpg

2023-06-24 19:01:45

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@npub1khq…6n2t >Father and stepfather were jewish.
So his mother specifically sought out jewish men?

2023-06-23 02:23:23

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@npub1x4v…jd26 @npub1lnz…k8dk @npub1khq…6n2t
"Sir, I think we found the vessel. Have a listen..."
"... Poor bastards."
youtu.be/9FLRHejWAo8

2023-06-22 22:46:43

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@npub1zs6…2mkr @npub1h0j…a032 @npub1qyd…879h Yeah they shoved 5 grown ass men in that. The toilet is right behind him by the way.

2023-06-21 05:54:20

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@npub1khq…6n2t @npub1ard…95mv >Paki
Well damn, they're probably still alive then. Dravidians, being aligned with the poo element, can run their metabolic processes off methane in lieu of oxygen.
That's the purpose of the shitter.

2023-06-03 20:09:03

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@npub15kj…zlnx @npub15fk…j9gr Its a self reinforcing loop. Things get shitty, so people drop out, which makes things get shittier. We've passed the point of no return, they couldn't roll us back to the 1990s even if they wanted to (they don't because they also hate you.) There's not enough prosperity left in the system anymore to go around. Doesn't matter if they make another entertaining Star Wars if every facet of your life outside that 90 minutes is crushing misery.

2023-05-31 20:19:18

"Anything That Doesn't Make My Tummy Hurt" Nationalism

2023-05-30 21:59:04

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@npub1khq…6n2t @npub15kj…zlnx @npub1dgr…mq5q @npub1tm5…zt6m @npub12yv…cyr2 Reality being what it is, that means every dumpster within any major city's limits is going to be a crime scene.
Oh well. Not my problem.

2023-05-30 14:53:54

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@npub1syf…mzey Slightly different situation, there are pisswater altetnatives (a lot of them also owned by AB) but is there an alternative to sportsball? This happened before with the kneeling and blm shit, it was a short term drop in viewers that bounced right back as soon as they let off the gas just a little bit.

2023-05-28 19:41:10

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@npub1k78…wvwf @npub17ck…8txk @npub1qpp…856l Remember: Jews aren't actually particularly good lawyers, they're just friends with all the other jewish lawyers and judges.

2023-05-26 04:50:23

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@npub1qpp…856l @npub1nep…5gyq
>Leak reveals poast has a 75% female userbase.
>Woodshop still couldn't get a single tummy pic.
This is why men are dropping out of society.

2023-05-25 22:56:35

I would like to point out that while fat retards are taking credit for current happenings as fat retards are wont to do, that fact happens to make them perfect scapegoats for actual intelligence gathering operations by actors proven to have ties with government agencies. A good chunk of people who shitpost here, although they have never comitted a crime, are considered de-facto enemies of the state by the current regime and swastika pajeets in u-hauls aren't pulling numbers like they'd hoped.
Always treat whatever you put on the internet like a fed is watching over your shoulder, because they can and are.

2023-05-25 19:18:10

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@npub1upm…8gqr @npub1nep…5gyq I look forward to the tiktoks of stone cold zoomers making the white feather brigade break down in tears when they call them all fat ugly whores while they fortnite dance.

2023-05-22 16:35:28

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@npub12e2…56j9 @npub1jyq…wrlf
Your logos will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a foundation that is unmistakably a Pizza Hut.

2023-05-18 01:33:29

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https://i.poastcdn.org/271ff2d0e98d71e9559a3a536c1ee2d8cbc978d10315c70e0582118bf012e8c0.jpg

2023-05-18 01:28:05

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@npub12e2…56j9 @npub1ls3…8xfl @npub12ny…jdrp Godspeed you crazy bastard.

2023-05-10 23:56:43

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@npub1lnz…k8dk That search would probably at least get you exactly what you wanted, even with the AI. Try finding any practical information though, thats fun. Oh, you want to know how to deal with an algae bloom in your fishtank? Well too bad, hope you like auto-generated listicles full of amazon afiliate links instead.

2023-05-08 07:04:11

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"Your scholarship has just been revoked."
https://i.poastcdn.org/5ca06412ad70053cf0eb10628771fb27bcb5933c442d8701a5099dc2f3b6ae2e.jpg

2023-05-06 03:30:48

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@npub1t23…jsaj @npub1rkc…fnl9 "We call 'em Karmitas. You may think you're enjoying them now, but they will only lead to suffering in a few hours."

2023-05-06 00:42:59

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@npub1nep…5gyq @npub1khq…6n2t Nobody will care. News will move on, stop reporting on it. Sure, there'll be some completely brainbroken people who still crow about it, but by and large, it'll just become a footnote. People will reference it like they do with covid. "Hey remember that time our government blew a trillion dollars on that war and eggs cost $10/dozen?" "Oh yeah, I remember that, crazy huh?"

2023-04-22 03:50:17

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#[0] #[1] #[2] Utterly vindicated, they were. And thats even BEFORE they taught it to computers.

2023-04-19 15:40:34

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#[0] #[1] This picture is very dense. A lot going on here.

2023-04-18 16:29:29

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#[0] #[1] In a way it probably is just a reaction to White people unabashedly enjoying themselves. Nothing else outlines the inferiority of the lesser hominids, its probably the only real surefire way to shame them.

2023-04-17 23:30:49

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#[0] That kid has a face that says just how bad things really are.

2023-04-17 20:20:50

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Picture, if you will: A modern day Tantalus. Surrounded by earthly beauty, fair-skinned delights as far as the eye can see. And yet, due to a cruel twist of fate, they turn to so much ash in his mouth. Mr. Tummy is about to enter... the Twilight Zone.
https://i.poastcdn.org/a800331460fe94a240df66a9ab98dd479010653ebdc527eca93a0ad54e7069ad.jpg

2023-04-17 05:40:04

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#[0] #[1] The real issue is brew temp and extraction. Coffee likes water within a few degrees of boiling, unlike tea. And like you said, milk scorches around 180. Add to that the milk already has a lot of fat and protein suspended in it along with the disolved minerals and sugar. You're gonna end up with a very weak tasting latte.

2023-04-16 03:50:47

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They may look cute, but don't be fooled. This little puffball can produce 400 times its bodyweight in shit per day.
https://i.poastcdn.org/b5966fda8aa18c3e710a2cadc869746264b3b75ab4421eabfdf2c3f62e577506.jpg

2023-04-14 18:16:00

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#[0] #[1] #[2] #[3] Its not completely comparable to the russia/ukraine situation but consider the Portland antifa-american. They are ostensibly White people, however they live completely alien lives, hold alien values, and while technically still english, speak an entirely different language. They are essentially a separate ethnicity, and without getting too spicy, lost the qualification to be viewed as human as far as I'm concerned.

2023-04-14 17:45:36

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#[0] #[1] #[2] The fact that discord is run by politicized court eunuchs eager to sell their users out to the feds at a moment's notice (and they do it for free!) isn't really secret info at this point. People are just retarded.

2023-04-13 19:27:08

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#[0] #[1] #[2] Depriving a decadent, evil society your labor probably works out to be a net gain overall even if its done for shitty reasons. Though if all you're doing is smoking weed and playing fortnite you're probably not going to be of any use beyond that.

2023-04-13 18:22:11

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>At the end of this life you will have nothing to show for it.
Very few people do frankly. Who was the CEO of Boeing in 1973? I'm sure he was/is a very accomplished individual, I'm sure you could figure that information out, I'm sure you probably didn't know it off the top of your head. Does it really matter in the end? Not to me personally, so I don't see it as a compelling argument. Probably what's driving the return to religion in certain sections of online communities, at least the fraction thats genuine and not performative.

2023-04-12 21:23:02

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#[0] #[1] Total Nissan Death

2023-04-05 15:20:02

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#[0] #[1] I've grown to hate Mike Rowe in the last few years or so. He's boomer Wormtoungue.

2023-04-05 15:07:04

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#[0] #[1] "Mozart should have been a plumber, thats where the real job growth is."

2023-04-02 01:48:35

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And set this as the avatar.
https://i.poastcdn.org/2b651bdeaffe298220966c373769bf7d65195b086e0204afefa94914a58c0996.jpg

2023-03-24 16:25:56

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Don't worry, we're importing plenty of hardworking foreign bugs to do the jobs native bugs wont.
>Brown invaders eat all the food and smell bad
https://i.poastcdn.org/3bab9187133b98bcc9839922bca97cf85f077bbf4bd9884e86030b5609c1600f.jpg

2023-03-22 04:02:03

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#[0] #[1] #[2] Its funny that seasoning lady brought all these lesser-known niggisms to light recently. Another one everyone knows about is the thing about smoke detectors, but heres one you may have not experienced.
If you've ever been to a laundromat, you may have experienced the female congoloid hauling garbage bags full of wet clothing into the establishment to use the driers only. You may wonder why this is the case, they have a washer but not a drier at home? Well it turns out they actually do have "working" driers at home, however, much like mcdonalds ice cream machines, they don't know how to clean the lint trap, so any clothes they put in never actually dry.

2023-03-21 19:27:22

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#[0] #[1] #[2] I don't know, I think they'd go with aliens before they'd manufacture a second coming. I mean, the people making those calls are superstitious enough to have their own plus sign to avoid making the sign of the cross, I don't think they'd risk messing with that imagery even that cynically.

2023-03-14 17:22:00

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#[0] #[1] #[2] Now thats an angle I hadn't thought of. How much of the animus for different subgroups might stem from the NEETness itself. Their hobby only costs them time, maybe they'd pick a different one if they could afford it.

2023-03-14 00:05:09

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Expectation vs Reality
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