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2026-04-02 14:28:35 GMT

Ni Fucking Howdy y'all motherfuckers
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2026-02-02 13:41:51 GMT

gm :coffeeblob:
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2026-01-30 10:50:03 GMT

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he could call it Trumpland to do permanent psychic damage to a certain swathe of the population

2026-01-13 11:48:04 GMT

gm :blobcat_coffee:
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2026-01-07 23:23:06 GMT

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Hey Sui Happy New Lears
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2026-01-03 15:35:10 GMT

hope y'all don't experience packet loss :doro_pipebomb:
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2026-01-03 01:14:11 GMT

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Wasn't kidding about the lightbulb head btw, not sure how they got this phenotype other than mass inbreeding. Alhamdullilah I guess
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2026-01-03 01:06:25 GMT

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It's hard to not fedpost when you see those entitled inbred niggers sit in their nice little McMansions with 3 cars in the driveway which they paid for with the taxpayers dime and claim that they don't commit fraud even though they listed their house as a daycare center so they can leech hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars from a program that was supposed to benefit actual children

2026-01-03 01:01:26 GMT

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We need to mass deport those lightbulb head inbred niggers back to where they came from and seize all their assets. These retarded niggers and jeets are doing a great job of making people more racist (average Somali IQ is 67 btw, they will never lear)
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2026-01-02 05:39:57 GMT

"So its a Japanese role playing game about an eco-terrorist group and a merc who an ex-solider of a military program to make whats essentially a super soldier, ran by the worlds most power corporation. Except hes not actually a solider, he just thinks hes a solider because-"
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2026-01-01 22:16:48 GMT

2006 was 20 years ago

2025-12-04 14:19:40 GMT

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2025-11-27 18:00:59 GMT

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2025-11-25 02:23:22 GMT

this nigga smells like curry 😂
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2025-11-25 01:51:28 GMT

I curse Vishnu saars
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2025-11-23 22:55:49 GMT

you know its over for jeets when some randos on Twitter literally mapped their entire dialogue tree
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2025-11-21 05:59:07 GMT

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2025-11-18 21:17:58 GMT

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2025-11-15 17:23:22 GMT

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yis yis very good saar, gdp number do the needful and go up and corporations pay me a fraction of what they would have paid you because I am enlightened Brahmin. Sorry to have redeemed saar

2025-11-13 19:33:14 GMT

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2025-11-10 03:07:50 GMT

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nothing beats a jet 2 holiday...
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2025-11-10 02:30:24 GMT

I have just felt a great disturbance in the force, as if a million refund department workers cried out "do not redeem saar" and did not receive their google play giftcard codes :jeet_seethe:
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2025-11-06 18:29:19 GMT

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But putting a key in and starting your car doesn't allow you to form an emotional connection with the crystal ball, it won't vibrate and change the mood lighting either to put you in a safety mood. Are you sure thats safe?

2025-11-06 18:23:52 GMT

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modern car design is so fucked it is unimaginable this is a real design choice they made in this video btw on a real car and the company manufacturing the car put a 4 minute tutorial on YouTube on how to operate it
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2025-11-06 18:19:11 GMT

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Soon they will put unskippable ads on your touch screen consoles in newer cars and you will have to look at it and say the name of the company advertising to close it

2025-11-06 00:27:13 GMT

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2025-11-02 19:14:32 GMT

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2025-10-31 12:30:16 GMT

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2025-10-25 13:21:44 GMT

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2025-10-25 11:34:50 GMT

>crashes biggest video game economy in existence from 6 billion to 3 billion in 2 days
>makes thousands of skin traders face financial ruin
>makes cs:go knives affordable to the average joe
>goes back onto his yacht to play Dota 2
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2025-10-14 02:34:40 GMT

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Apparently :autumn_loaf: is treating the workers at the cat boarding place nicely, probably because they're bribing her with that sweet sweet Churu. Anyways, I'll be picking her up this weekend
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2025-10-10 03:26:41 GMT

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Those little murder mittens look primed

2025-10-10 03:22:54 GMT

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nah, she is actually a really sweet kitty (at least to me, to other people she hiss and swat until she gets to know them)

2025-10-10 03:19:43 GMT

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She will forgive me after some belly rubs and some churu (or that is the hope)

2025-10-10 03:16:37 GMT

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Had to drop off :autumn_loaf: at a cat boarding place since I am going on vacation tomorrow. Poor girl was hissing and very upset but I gave them enough Churu to give her once a day so maybe she will forgive me when I pick her up

2025-09-24 20:02:49 GMT

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can we get a bot that monitors Alex Gleason and posts updates on his vegan btw status?

2025-09-24 20:02:24 GMT

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how will if I know if he is still vegan btw

2025-09-24 19:56:35 GMT

but I am going to miss @18819298383818282882818182882919283848882882jananwjjan828182!;&28s posts about bitcoin maximalism 🥺
#note1uzm…27mm

2025-09-20 18:15:00 GMT

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2025-09-16 19:58:30 GMT

🦀 🎻
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2025-09-11 20:02:28 GMT

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Happy 9/11 @matty @D00B @npub13sk…x0ml @npub19ej…fch4

2025-09-11 20:00:26 GMT

rare footage of me going back in time 24 years to warn people that Charlie Kirk is going to be shot on September 10th 2025, but I'm off by 24 hours
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2025-09-10 20:53:52 GMT

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Here's what :autumn_loaf: thinks about this
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2025-09-07 20:40:27 GMT

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2025-09-01 19:23:19 GMT

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2025-08-29 14:54:09 GMT

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2025-08-29 01:13:46 GMT

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2025-08-22 04:10:39 GMT

Time to give :autumn_loaf: a little treat
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2025-08-17 02:05:39 GMT

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2025-08-17 02:01:10 GMT

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2025-08-14 21:29:54 GMT

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2025-08-11 21:09:07 GMT

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2025-08-11 20:54:48 GMT

>enter my room, :autumn_loaf: waiting for me on the corner of my bed
> :autumn_loaf: tries to roll over and stretch out to greet me, accidentally rolls off the bed instead
>lands on her feet anyways, and lets out some curse words in cat speak
what a silly goober :autumn_kirby:
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2025-08-11 18:22:38 GMT

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2025-08-10 13:46:06 GMT

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2025-08-09 18:23:04 GMT

So true on a #Caturday
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2025-08-07 15:16:34 GMT

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2025-08-01 18:17:15 GMT

Found a secret video of @matty :cat_stare:
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2025-07-27 20:23:27 GMT

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:mfw_niggers: idk but Matty has a lot of them I think
Try going to emojos.in/nicecrew.digital

2025-07-27 15:29:25 GMT

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2025-07-26 22:13:41 GMT

lmao
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2025-07-25 14:56:48 GMT

where were you when sausage went woke?
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2025-07-24 02:55:35 GMT

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2025-07-23 14:24:49 GMT

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2025-07-18 14:23:21 GMT

did you know 90% of Kongs stop digging right before they hit the Banana?
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2025-07-16 18:24:24 GMT

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2025-07-13 14:12:47 GMT

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2025-07-11 02:52:58 GMT

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2025-07-08 20:26:59 GMT

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2025-07-08 15:04:38 GMT

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2025-07-02 14:09:54 GMT

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2025-06-30 22:35:54 GMT

Just a little guy
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2025-06-25 12:53:41 GMT

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>zoophile
>tranny
God can't do all the work *cocks glock*

2025-06-22 15:00:20 GMT

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2025-06-20 18:56:31 GMT

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2025-06-18 10:29:16 GMT

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2025-06-18 10:25:25 GMT

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2025-06-18 00:38:30 GMT

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2025-06-11 18:14:59 GMT

I think my cat is on the phone with someone :cats_dance:
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2025-06-10 13:42:48 GMT

I think the messaging with the Mexican flags failed... when you have to update your optics mid peaceful yet fiery protest it's always a good sign right?
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2025-06-09 20:33:22 GMT

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2025-06-05 20:38:46 GMT

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2025-06-05 11:13:23 GMT

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2025-06-05 11:12:02 GMT

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hey you stupid librul, hey obama voter, hey you silly stinky sleepy head. wake up. I love you librul, I made you breakfast

2025-06-02 14:50:58 GMT

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Death to furfags

2025-06-01 04:41:18 GMT

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2025-06-01 04:40:46 GMT

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2025-06-01 04:39:45 GMT

Just a view of my dark and twisted mentality, warning: not for the faint of heart
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2025-06-01 04:36:24 GMT

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2025-05-28 23:56:01 GMT

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2025-05-27 13:37:00 GMT

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2025-05-22 13:12:31 GMT

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2025-05-20 15:21:47 GMT

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beware
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2025-05-19 13:37:28 GMT

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2025-05-19 09:12:34 GMT

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2025-05-14 16:55:54 GMT

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I don't like cops either but having him pardoned would trigger the ever living fuck out of Niggers and BLM types

2025-05-14 16:47:40 GMT

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big if true

2025-05-14 13:24:55 GMT

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2025-05-12 04:51:13 GMT

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I didn't make the lyrics lmao, that's on Ye. I was just wondering what it would sound like as kpop

2025-05-12 04:48:57 GMT

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I took the lyrics and plugged into an AI an made a better sounding version in less than 5 minutes
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