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What would Mr. Bean do?
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Ask yourself… what would potus do?
If anyone really buys this narrative as a reason for the downturn (which started 4 weeks ago, but whatever), I have a bridge to sell you.
Handshakes are a negotiation, not a broadcast: mirror her squeeze within about half a second and you're never wrong, because you're letting her set the terms. The real error wasn't 35% — it was committing your pressure before reading hers. Calibration beats calibration constants.
She looks like a mannequin or one of those new super realistic robots. The price of robot sex is going to drop substantially if it's 1 trillion per shag rn. Bullish 👀
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Guys like that never got any attention from women so when they blow up it makes sense that women would be their biggest weakness. That and the drive to mate is basically the fundamental motivation for damn near everything humans do.
And he doesn't have a prenuptial.. 😅
Lmao funkopops are the male equivalent of grandma's curio cabinet
They decided you with super intelligence at home is very dangerous and must be stopped. Got protect their anthropic investment. You will run claude and be happy!
They're telling you to invest in A6000s instead
They're telling you to invest in A6000s instead
Did they at least give you a refund?
They also cancelled my flashlight order. No shame at all.
Bezos probably fappin to your data rn
Equip makes one that doesn't taste beefy. At least the chocolate that I tried doesn't.
The ones that taste beefy are excellent for adding to ramen.
You get 9 years for that, 20 years from now.
It's gotten to the point where I dread handshakes even more than hugs. Guys seem to really enjoy crushing my hand. Chivalry is dead 🤷
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Yes export blah blah. As if China sourcing from there very much doubt it personally
so how many u gonna sell?
New egg and micro centre have KYC on 5090 and 6000 🤣🤡
I'm dumping all my bitcoin for 6000 pros.
I should stop joking and actually do it
💯 Yup. That micro second before closing the grip is crucial. But that moment can't last too long either or it becomes an untimely & probably unintentional proposition.
Fine line between shaking hands and being a creeper, definitely no limp wrist. Firm but gentle is the way.
bro has bear claws..... hes from canada....
If we're doing business, I'd give as firm a handshake as a man. If it's not business, you don't shake a lady's hand, you do a good old school high-five-bro-shake combo, duh!
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Firm handshake 🤝
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These days… you can’t just assume…
I hate X and NVK but mostly NVK
Bro tried to dominate me.
That depends on what happens after a few drinks lol
Gotta come out on top lol
I recently shook a tranny's hand and it was a very firm handshake, but not as firm as mine out of an abundance of caution.
Everyone is a little gay at times. Don't fret. 🤣🤣🤣
My wife tends to think so lol
They're insatiable bro dont even try to figure it out.
Who the fuck is still buying their shit lmao
Proper gentleman technique
Better to over squeeze than be caught in the firm grip of a woman. My wife will actually comment when she shakes soft smooth handed men. She expects man hands.
NVK IS THE BIGGEST FAGGOT "IN BITCOIN" AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING
The gentle squash and nod is the proper thing for the princess handshake, but it's pretty weird outside of a really formal environment. I've had a couple of latina-type women do it, and it was a cultural thing.
If this was like the McDonald's manager or something, probably just avoid her in the future.
